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Spiderwine spiderwine, your neighborhood friendly spiderwine.
Far more common than most people want to think about…
Don’t worry, it won’t drink much.
Uncle Ben let me get a sip
Drink it and get drunk spider powers
drink it, get spidey powers, profit?
Hydrohomies are gonna have a field day on this one
That’s common if its three penis wine.
Not as good as three penis wine, but still pretty decent.
i would keep that, take off the label, get some led under the bottle
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“my spider specimen”
What a way to go bro
Holy moly… Burn the garden down and run so fast as you can.
That’s spider is having a great time though
I have yet to meet a wine, that I couldn’t pour down the drain…. maybe this is why.
“I bought the wine intending to get leg-less, but ended up with 8 more than I started with”
No worries, it’ll enhance the flavour
Is it dead?
Muffet wants to know your location.
That happens from time to time with older bottling lines. Take it back to the retailer where you purchased it or else contact the producer for a replacement and quality control.
WIDOWS WINE
How does it taste ?
protien
THAT’S FRENCH
What a way to go!
Widow’s Wine
Send the video link to the wingrower, you may have hit a free wine delivery.
BTW pouring wine in unwash bottles seems unusual.
Not certain how to burn a bottle of wine but I would certainly try.
I’m VERY disappointed this didn’t end with the bottle being pushed or kicked off the railong
There are so many levels of ineptitude that must take place in order for that to happen. That bottle sat empty for a long time out in the open. The winery should have cleaned out all the bottles and sent them through a steam process before bottling, they obviously didn’t do that. So little dude was just living his life before they grabbed that bottle and filled it up with juice and sent it out. For the winemaker, this belongs on r/cringe.
So… Widows wine?
He drunk.
I mean that’s cool as shit. I wouldn’t mind having a bottle where you can see it that clearly
Spider wine, spider wine,
Does whatever a ghurrdy shlugh hic.
Maybe it’s like the worm in mezcal.
“Would you like something to drink?”
*she opened the fridge*
“We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper–”
‘Spiders?’
“Spiders it is, then.”
‘No, that wasn’t–‘
[*but she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders*](https://youtu.be/diOhwvRYlsU)