What Is This Mysterious Underwater Creature in Sagami Bay?
Cameras aboard JAMSTEC’s Hyper-Dolphin ROV have captured footage of something strange lurking on the floor southwest of Tokyo.

Giant sea frog? Ningen? Smiling rock with sea sponge eyes? Or a sunken sculpture? You be the judge. Watch the video from 1:20
P.S. I don’t care if it’s a rock. If I was seeing that thing down there I’d absolutely shit myself.