Welcome back to the world’s strangest digest, where crucifixions are ruled suicides, Elon’s engineers moonlight as code-leakers, and even Moses shows up with horns thanks to a mistranslation.
Today’s apocalyptic buffet serves you an explosive Guatemalan volcano, Texas bees dying faster than crypto startups, central banks hoarding gold like doomsday preppers, and a solar storm set to fry your Wi-Fi while giving Missouri a northern lights show.
Add in a dash of CIA-linked shooters, Darwin Award contestants with rifles, and France’s OG cryptid, the Beast of Gévaudan—and you’ve got yourself another day of doom, disaster, and delicious weirdness.
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