The Planet Is Tired But Don’t Worry This Self-Proclaimed Prophet Is Building 8 Massive Arks!

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Welcome back to Strange Sounds Daily — where snow becomes currency, prophets build apocalypse arks, and Earth’s orbit runs on a ticking collision timer.

Ebo Noah as featured image for Strange News Digest for December 19, 2025
Ebo Noah, the self-proclaimed prophet from Ghana, is building 8 massive arks for the coming deluge on Dec 25th.

Today’s feed is pure end-of-year delirium: Condition One in Antarctica (where weather decides if you’re allowed outside), a Ghanaian “Noah” prepping for a Christmas flood, Japan’s nuclear-talk creeping out of the shadows, and a reminder that we still don’t fully know why ice is slippery… despite two centuries of physics elbow-fighting.

Then we go full dystopia: a North Korean infiltrator caught in Amazon IT because of 110ms of typing lag, razor blades inside Walmart bakery items, and low-Earth orbit packed so tightly that if satellites go blind, a debris crash could happen in days.

If you like your news weird, cold, and slightly alarming… you’re home.
Scroll down. The glitch continues.

Read the strange news Digest for December 19, 2025: https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/the-planet-is-tired-the-systems-are

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