Welcome back, doom connoisseurs. It’s equinox season—which means the Earth tilts, the Sun spits, and humanity faceplants. Scientists are raving about the Russell-McPherron effect (translation: auroras are about to go wild). Meanwhile, NOAA’s satellite filmed a solar eclipse from orbit (yes, the Moon photobombed the Sun like it had too much wine).
But don’t worry, it’s not all cosmic weirdness. Egypt managed to pawn off a pharaoh’s priceless bracelet for $3K (curses incoming), an eyeless cat just stole the spotlight in a Stephen King film (Hollywood finally found better casting than Netflix), and Texas got hail so big it tried to repossess Walmart’s roof.
Want more apocalyptic treats? Dive into today’s Strange Sounds newsletter where we unwrap:
🌌 Auroras about to set the skies on fire
🌑 The first solar eclipse caught from space
🐱 The no-eyed cat horror star you didn’t see coming
👑 How pharaohs lost their bling to bargain jewelers
🌪️ Super Typhoon Ragasa slamming Asia
🤖 Why AI admits it’s just a “professional hallucination machine”
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