What do you get when you mix killer squirrels, Epstein statues, Elon Musk family scandals, Chevron’s couch-cushion fines, and a comet about to get smacked by the Sun? Today’s apocalypse sampler platter, courtesy of Strange Sounds. 🐿️☄️💀
Yes, California squirrels are drawing blood, Chevron got fined a nickel for decades of destruction, and NASA is tracking a coronal mass ejection about to slam into an interstellar comet. Meanwhile, pranksters are putting statues of Epstein and Trump holding hands on the National Mall. And oh, did we mention scientists are using Salmonella as cancer grenades?
👉 Buckle up. This one’s juicy, sarcastic, and appropriately terrifying. Full disaster buffet waiting in today’s Strange Sounds newsletter — click the link below to read it all before the comet loses its tail.
https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/when-killer-squirrels-meet-interstellar
