Welcome back to StrangeSounds, where reality and satire collide in a daily apocalypse recap. Today’s chaos includes shamans celebrated for hearing voices, mutant ticks that reproduce without sex, and world leaders like Putin and Xi whispering about immortality while purple auroras dance across the sky.
From hermits forced off their islands to billionaires building luxury bunkers, from sea lamprey sucking the life out of trout to cartel bosses dressing rivals in drag, the news cycle is once again proof that the end of the world is both terrifying and hilarious.
Buckle up: this is your StrangeSounds apocalypse digest of disasters, oddities, and cosmic WTFs.
