Welcome back to the global fever dream…
Today’s world glitch compilation includes: a courtroom missing 11 minutes of bodycam footage (always the best footage to lose), a cruise ship that decided to become a psychiatric facility, a rabies transmission chain starring a bat, a skunk, and an unlucky kidney, and 2.1 million Lady Gaga fans merging into one biological organism.
Elsewhere, drones deliver Old Bay seasoning to prison inmates (humanity’s true priorities), teenagers form a human swastika (America, are you okay?), Australia bans social media for teenagers (VPN sales intensify), and scientists discover a dinosaur freeway with 18,000 tracks.
Oh — and Japan was rocked by a brutal M7.5 quake that still injured fewer people than a Black Friday sale.
Welcome to Tuesday.
The simulation is sweating.
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