Something’s gone wrong in the food chain.
California’s squirrels are now hunting meat, Tutankhamun’s tomb is literally cracking apart, Amazon’s smart beds are melting mid-nap, and our own Sun just showed off a trillion-kilogram hydrogen flex like it’s auditioning for War of the Worlds.
Meanwhile, sea turtles are making a comeback, Warner Bros. is for sale, and robots are queuing to replace 600,000 humans.
Evolution’s speeding up, intelligence isn’t keeping pace, and sarcasm is all we have left.
👉 Read the full Strange Sounds Newsletter — October 21, 2025 🔥
(Where carnivorous squirrels, collapsing tombs, and cosmic plasma meet in one gloriously doomed edition.)
