The Earth shook, the Sun exploded (again), the Louvre flooded itself, a beluga extinguished a smoker, Thailand and Cambodia started lobbing artillery over a “peace deal,” and a Miss Universe executive suddenly isn’t allowed near her own money. Meanwhile, somewhere in the Netherlands, a woman continues to see dragons instead of human faces — and honestly, given this week’s news cycle, she might not be wrong.
Tonight’s Strange Sounds newsletter is packed: a 7.5-magnitude quake slams Japan, tsunami warnings flash across the Pacific, laboratory-accurate solar flares scorch radio frequencies, nitazene super-opioids spread globally like a villain origin story, snowy owls invade Chicago, and the Louvre springs a biblical water leak. Also: a beluga whale fires off the cleanest anti-smoking PSA in history.
Buckle up — reality is glitching again.
👇 Read the full chaos here: https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/the-earth-shook-the-sun-exploded
