Forget normal news. Today’s headlines include: fraud-ridden train derailment settlements, Everest tourists trapped like frozen popsicles, fart symphonies on live TV, 30+ sinkholes turning Cebu into Swiss cheese, and Lithuania shutting its airport over balloons full of counterfeit Marlboros.
Oh, and if that wasn’t enough — a 22-year-old man snuck into high school posing as a student (again), New Yorkers are dying subway surfing for TikTok clout, and the auroras have turned hot pink because even the universe is trolling us now.
It’s the kind of day where Earth feels less like a planet and more like an improv sketch written by drunk gods.
👉 Read the full Strange Sounds Newsletter — where sinkholes, pink skies, and fart-powered talent shows prove the apocalypse is already here (and kind of hilarious):
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