Welcome to today’s Strange Sounds apocalypse briefing — where reality reads like satire and satire feels like reality. From Ted Cruz’s bizarre pedophile gaffe to a mystery boom shaking Wisconsin and Delaware, from Oktoberfest bomb threats to Japan’s beer empire losing its recipe in a cyberattack, the world is getting weirder by the hour. Add in Iowa hunters mistaking a teenager for a squirrel, Google’s Gemini update that reads your texts even when it’s “off”, and auroras lighting up the sky alongside STEVE and blood-red SAR arcs, and you’ve got the perfect end-of-days cocktail.
👉 Dive into today’s Strange Sounds Newsletter for the full apocalyptic feed — complete with UFO body confessions, sunscreen scandals, and even “curiosity fuel” product picks to help you survive the madness. Click here to read the full newsletter on Substack: https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/ted-cruz-defends-pedos-japan-loses
