Something is shaking — the sky, the Sun, the ground, the governments, and occasionally the cows.
From a metallic roar echoing over Clovis, California, to the Sun boiling with Texas-sized plasma cells, to asteroid Bennu casually delivering the ingredients for life, today’s world feels more like a glitchy simulation than a functioning planet.
France issues its first-ever whole-life sentence to a woman, while Taiwan’s earthquake politics are messier than the quake itself. Snow records fall in the U.S., civil servants in Europe drug women like some dystopian lab experiment, and Indian astronomers discover quasars blasting jets fifty Milky Ways wide. Meanwhile, China taxes condoms to “boost birth rates,” Bigfoot witnesses still swear they weren’t hallucinating, and Google wants to build data centers in space because… why not?
If you like your news strange, cosmic, unsettling, hilarious, and dripping with “you can’t make this up,” then today’s Strange Sounds Daily is your portal.
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