Goblin Sharks, Gender Trials & Dead Internet Bots – Welcome to Today’s Strange News Digest

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Rows of smartphones in a phone farm, automated for clicks and engagement — a visual metaphor for the dead internet theory.
Are you arguing with real people online — or with a wall of phones like these?

The world feels more like a fever dream every day — and today’s Strange Sounds newsletter proves it. From a goblin shark whose spring-loaded jaws look like they’re trying to escape its face, to a French First Lady in a U.S. courtroom proving her gender, to NASA seriously proposing to nuke an asteroid with a 4% chance of hitting the Moon (because what could possibly go wrong?), the timeline is melting. Add in a shark-fin-shaped aurora ripping across Canadian skies, a student tragedy during a field trip, and whispers about underwater UFO crash sites — and you’ve got the perfect cocktail of apocalypse, absurdity, and awe. 🌍🔥👽

👉 Dive into the full newsletter here — before the bots, sinkholes, and squirrels get you:

https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/bots-bees-and-brigitte-macron-welcome

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