The dolphins are literally boiling in the Amazon.
A comet might be dropping probes near Mars.
And a Tesla chatbot just asked a 12-year-old for nudes.
Elsewhere, a century-old weather almanac dies, 2,000 pelicans are shredded by hail, a Palantir CEO calls for a “friendly surveillance state,” and love somehow survives — thanks to a couple married for 83 years who say the secret is just “We love each other.”
Meanwhile, Shel Silverstein’s You’re Always Welcome at Our House plays in the background of this simulation, and nobody’s sure if Avi Loeb’s comet is a spacecraft or just the universe trolling us.
