
🛸 Europe’s Skies Are Crawling — Drones, Fireballs, and Silicon Sunlight
They’re back.
First Gothenburg, then the Netherlands, Belgium, and who knows where next — Europe’s airports and military bases are swarming with unidentified drones again. Germany’s sending anti-drone units, and officials are mumbling about “no evidence of espionage.” Sure, Jan.
Meanwhile, NASA counted 37 fireballs streaking across the sky, Comet Lemmon is photobombing the auroras, AI chatbots are now accused of assisted suicide, and Silicon Valley wants to beam on-demand sunlight from space.
Prince Andrew lost his titles, India’s intelligence service got caught plotting assassinations abroad, and somewhere in Albania, 110,000 spiders built a megacity in a cave.
Oh, and in Paris, you can now enter a cemetery lottery to share a grave with Jim Morrison or Oscar Wilde. Because nothing says “eternal rest” like municipal capitalism.










