🌪️ Welcome to the November 20 Strange News Digest — where reality feels AI-generated and the apocalypse updates itself hourly.
Thoday on Earth Simulator™:
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The sun abandoned Alaska,
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NASA held a press conference to say absolutely nothing,
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A Brazilian man turned himself into a full-time orc,
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Trump signed a bill to release the Epstein Files (with loopholes big enough to park a UFO in),
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A solar storm blasted us with the strongest radiation spike in 20 years,
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Iran is literally spraying the sky,
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A 12,000-year-old artifact seems to depict… a woman and a goose,
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And Earth’s axis continues drifting because humans won’t stop pumping groundwater like it’s Minecraft.
If it feels like the world is glitching, melting, unraveling, and reinventing itself all at once — congratulations, your perception is correct.
Let’s dive into the cosmic chaos.
Strap in. Hydrate. Maybe put your phone in a Faraday cage. And enjoy today’s newsletter:
https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/another-cycle-of-weirdness-corruption
