If you woke up today thinking “Surely the world can’t get any stranger,” congratulations — the universe heard you and said “hold my beer.”
From government agencies running full-blown Minority Report simulations on your morning commute…
to ancient civilizations carving calendars for comet impacts…
to glowing 300-km sky-donuts erupting over Italy…
to brand-new whale species singing alien songs…
to Texas men plotting to enslave a Haitian island with homeless recruits (yes, really)…
today’s world feels less like Earth and more like a badly written dystopian sequel — and somehow it’s all real news.
We’re living in a time where:
- volcanoes sneeze ash miles high
- governments redefine hate symbols
- sharks die for soup that tastes like nothing
- lightning draws perfect red halos over Europe
- and the job market is so bad that people are trying to invade Haiti with a sailboat
Meanwhile, NASA keeps dropping UFO livestreams, ancient artifacts keep getting horny, and the atmosphere continues to behave like it has unresolved emotional trauma.
Welcome to your daily briefing from the multiverse — curated for those who prefer their news weird, true, and slightly alarming.
Buckle up. Reality is melting again.
https://strangesounds.substack.com/p/humanity-is-glitching-governments
