The world was on fire as a Loch Ness hunter announced about one month ago, that he had spotted the mediatic Loch Ness monster urban legend, underwater, with Apple maps… Yes, without a doubt, this can only be the Loch Ness monster itself swimming underwater!
Amazing discovery! The fabled creature had been located for the ever first time after more than a century of suspense on a map, using Apple Maps! Wow! Internet buzz! It’s definitely old Nessie.
But what those experts apparently didn’t know is that, like Google, Apple blurs their satellite images to remove identifying features, resulting in boats disappearing and leaving only their vague outline. So … yeah, Nessie still isn’t real, as has been confirmed for decades.